My BigBrother Casting Experience
BY Loner
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The day started out Getting Tied up in Las Vegas tourist traffic (Spring
Break) but I got there
Ah MGM Grand Hotel Home of Television City Now to Find CBS
Well this is it Home of Survivor BigBrother ect...They make that well known
by connected plasma screens. This whole thing is starting to remind me of a Star
Trek convention I stumbled into once. The place is filled with BigBrother
hopefuls some not so hopeful such as myself. Okay Time to sign in
A very nice old
gentleman
hands me an application and sends me to a nice area with the rest of the lot.
where I proceeded to fill out an Eight page Document with
Seventy questions covering my entire life some intimate some downright personal.
I decided to interview a few of the hopefuls.
A
ngie
seen here is a beautiful model Who hopes this experience will launce her career
as an actor. when told this was not the fate with the other BB contestants. she
very coyly said they're not me. No the kid in the foreground is not a Big
Brother applicant
My
guess is she's a Survivor contestant.
Well I finished the application. many of the questions I treated like a
Doctor treating a highly contagious disease very sterile and with rubber gloves,
I was then told to go and stand in line until the Producers assistant called me.
I took this opportunity to talk to A guy named Donald who seemed so tense you
couldn't shove a penny up his butt cheeks
I ask this poor guy if he would like to be interviewed by RTVFR he said yes and
stood at attention I ask him why he wanted to be a contestant on Big Brother. He
answered to build his self esteem at this point he continued,,A lot of people do
it for the fame and money but I need a chance to open up. I interrupted this
tirade noticing his mouth was dry and he clearly had trouble swallowing I ask
him isn't that what this show is all about, the fame and money He thought for a
moment and repeated his last tirade but ended it with I'm doing it for the
money. When asked how did he think he would perform in the house he again
started speaking at a mach 4 he went on and on about no one should get in his
face he would come right back at them, I don't like it when someone does that to
me. Blagh Bla bla bla..........He continued until I just turned and walked away
bidding him good luck. As I turned Blam a camera is in my face with some guy
asking if I thought my chances were good. I put my hand up to the camera and
stated now now there'll be none of that. later tapping the cam man on the
shoulder and to the laughter of the other news staff snapped his picture
needless to say I didn't Make the evening news. I left this Madness with a sense
of
anticipation would I see any of these people on Big Brother this season. Who
knows but you can be assured it want be me.-----LONER
Hopeful
Leaflet
45 min of BB reruns
on to the next step